Luke Perry Covers AARP Magazine, World Collectively Feels Its Age

Is nothing sacred? In the present-day world where former teenage heartthrobs and Tiger Beat cover stars are becoming noticeably older and more desperate (looking at you, Corey Feldman), has no one discovered the secret to eternal youth yet?

The answer, as illustrated by Luke Perry, aka Dylan McKay from 90210, on the cover of the latest issue of AARP Magazine is a resounding "no." Even if you were able to stay in denial about your age through all the joint health supplements, unexplained cases of heartburn, and early bedtimes, this will hammer it home.

But don't worry, you and Perry aren't the only ones feeling your age. Patrick Dempsey, Cindy Crawford, and Janet Jackson were just a few of the other notable stars that turned 50 this year. And if you completely refuse to see Luke Perry as anything other than a Beverly Hills twentysomething, there's always Netflix.