Kristen Wiig Is the Best Goddess of Creation/Worst Thanksgiving Hostess in Cut SNL Sketches

Kiki Wiigs did another bang-up job on this past weekend's Saturday Night Live, reviving her spastic, surprise-loving Sue and making pussy innuendo with Kate McKinnon. But alas, there was just too much kooky genius to cram into 90 minutes, leaving at least two beyond-decent sketches on the cutting room floor.

In the first sketch, Wiig plays the familiarly named Wisten Kriig, who is serving some incredibly cheap visual puns for Thanksgiving dinner, as well as some birth control pills painted to look like peas because "Donald Trump can't take away what he can't find."

And in the second, Wiig is Hindra, a quirky goddess of creation who just so happens to knock it out of the park when it comes to nature and shit--to the divine chagrin of her fellow goddesses (bear-lover Vanessa Bayer and hoorse aficionado McKinnon). So the moral of the story is, we have Hindra to thank for flamingos, clams, peacocks, and Britney, bitch.