RuPaul's Drag Race Winner is...Bob the Drag Queen!

Call me Miss Cleo! Last July, I predicted Bob the Drag Queen to win this season of RuPaul's Drag Race, and the show hadn't even been cast yet! I had simply heard that RuPaul went to see the zany and popular Bob perform at a New York bar, which prompted me to brazenly predict Bob's casting and ultimate victory. And it happened tonight! I I am amazingly on the pulse of drag career trajectories--and also quite noble, since Bob once threw me a shady look that almost turned me into glue, and one day I will find out what that hilarious drag queen shtick was all about. But not right now. We're best buds, and now I'll be crawling extra hard up her victorious ass.

Meanwhile, I'm sorry Naomi Smalls won't get to do her "celebratory bottoming" if she won--as she laughed about with me at last night's viewing event in NYC--but she could very well do it anyway! And in other good news, I'm predicting President Hillary Clinton too.