Stamos, Lautner, Jamie Lee and the Chanels Scrub Up in New Scream Queens Teaser

Ryan Murphy's campy bitchfest Scream Queens is coming back for a second season, which--considering Ryan Murphy's track record--is sure to disappoint spectacularly, but who cares?

Just give us Chanel Oberlin stomping around yelling at everyone, Niecey Nash stealing all the scenes, Jamie Lee Curtis creeping everyone out, Lea Michele brandishing a stiletto, and some shirtless scenes from new man-candies John Stamos, Taylor Lautner, and Out cover boy Colton Haynes and we'll be just fine.

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Though TLC taught us to avoid scrubs, check out the following teaser for Scream Queens season 2: