Think of everything you've ever wanted to do at a mall - no, not just recently, since you were a child. Free ice cream, sifting through the coin fountains, eating in the dining room display at Pottery Barn; it's all achievable as long as you've spent the better part of two decades as a celebrity and have a full camera crew with you. Case in point: Ellen DeGeneres and Britney Spears.
The pair recently had a bout of "mall mischief" at the Westfield Fashion Square Mall in California where they did whatever they wanted and, because they're celebrities, they can get away with some reasonably funny things. Watch below and remember, start auditioning your children early so they can either take care of you in your old age, or resent you to your dying days.