As per tradition, the Golden Raspberries, aka The Razzies, are announced the day before the Oscars--you know, to avoid competition--and this year's crop of nominees is as shady as any in its 37 (yes, 37) year history.
It's no big secret that Hollywood's output is about 85% turkeys, and last year was no different with the Moonlights and the La La Lands and the Manchesters by the Sea being few and far between. But Julia Roberts' wig in (the trailer for) Mother's Day was a bright spot, wasn't it? Mostly because it was the same wig from a much better movie.
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Sadly, that wig was not enough to elevate Mother's Day from its Hallmark greeting card roots, and La Roberts received a Worst Actress Razzies nomination for her work (or lack thereof). She'll face off against Boo! A Madea Halloween's Tyler Perry--because The Razzies are equal-opportunity haters--who is also up for Worst Screen Combo with, and I quote, "That Same Old Worn Out Wig."
But the shade didn't stop there, in fact, the Worst Screen Combo category is just one long extended stay at Shady Pines:
Ben Affleck & His BFF (Baddest Foe Forever) Henry Cavill, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
Any 2 Egyptian Gods or Mortals, Gods of Egypt
Johnny Depp & His Vomitously Vibrant Costume, Alice Through the Looking Glass
The Entire Cast of Once Respected Actors, Collateral Beauty
Tyler Perry & That Same Old Worn Out Wig, Boo! A Madea Halloween
Ben Stiller and His BFF (Barely Funny Friend) Owen Wilson, Zoolander No. 2
Yikes. "The Entire Cast of Once Respected Actors" is almost as brutal as...well, Collateral Beauty. And remember Gods of Egypt, also known as that movie about Egypt without any people of color? That trainwreck scored five Razzies nominations, but that's nothing compared to Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice and Zoolander 2, both with an impressive (?) eight.
National treasures Will Ferrell and Kristen Wiig are up for Worst Supporting Actor and Actress, respectively, and I almost hope those two crazy kids win. Over the years, numerous A-listers have actually showed up to The Razzies to collect their award and a Ferrell/Wiig acceptance speech would surely be better than anything in Zoolander 2.
The Razzies also got political this year, nominating a movie called Hillary's America: The Secret History of the Democratic Party, a popular right-wing documentary with a Rotten Tomatoes score of a whopping 4%, for five awards.
Also of note, Oscar-winner Jared Leto (honestly, the number of Oscar-winners and nominees in this year's list is staggering) is up for his much-ballyhooed turn as The Joker in Suicide Squad, while Stonewall revisionist Roland Emmerich will compete for Worst Director for Independence Day: Resurgence.
See below for the full list of nominees:
Worst Picture
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
Dirty Grandpa
Gods of Egypt
Hillary's America: The Secret History of the Democratic Party
Independence Day: Resurgence
Zoolander No. 2
Worst Actor
Ben Affleck, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
Gerard Butler, Gods of Egypt & London Has Fallen
Henry Cavill, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
Robert De Niro, Dirty Grandpa
Dinesh D'Souza [as Himself], Hillary's America: The Secret History of the Democratic Party
Ben Stiller, Zoolander No. 2
Worst Actress
Megan Fox, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows
Tyler Perry, Boo! A Madea Halloween
Julia Roberts, Mother's Day
Becky Turner [as Hillary Clinton], Hillary's America: The Secret History of the Democratic Party
Naomi Watts, Divergent Series: Allegiant & Shut-In
Shailene Woodley, Divergent Series: Allegiant
Worst Supporting Actress
Julianne Hough, Dirty Grandpa
Kate Hudson, Mother's Day
Aubrey Plaza, Dirty Grandpa
Jane Seymour, Fifty Shades of Black
Sela Ward, Independence Day: Resurgence
Kristen Wiig, Zoolander No. 2
Worst Supporting Actor
Nicolas Cage, Snowden
Johnny Depp, Alice Through the Looking Glass
Will Ferrell, Zoolander No. 2
Jesse Eisenberg, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
Jared Leto, Suicide Squad
Owen Wilson, Zoolander No. 2
Worst Screen Combo
Ben Affleck & His BFF (Baddest Foe Forever) Henry Cavill, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
Any 2 Egyptian Gods or Mortals, Gods of Egypt
Johnny Depp & His Vomitously Vibrant Costume, Alice Through the Looking Glass
The Entire Cast of Once Respected Actors, Collateral Beauty
Tyler Perry & That Same Old Worn Out Wig, Boo! A Madea Halloween
Ben Stiller and His BFF (Barely Funny Friend) Owen Wilson, Zoolander No. 2
Worst Director
Dinesh D'Souza and Bruce Schooley, Hillary's America: The Secret History of the Democratic Party
Roland Emmerich, Independence Day: Resurgence
Tyler Perry, Boo! A Madea Halloween
Alex Proyas, Gods of Egypt
Zack Snyder, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
Ben Stiller, Zoolander No. 2
Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-Off, or Sequel
Alice Through the Looking Glass
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice: Dawn of Justice
Fifty Shades of Black
Independence Day: Resurgence
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows
Zoolander No. 2
Worst Screenplay
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
Dirty Grandpa
Gods of Egypt
Hillary's America: The Secret History of the Democratic Party
Independence Day: Resurgence
Suicide Squad
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