We'd pretty much chopped up this season of American Horror Story to be 85% just Sarah Paulson moaning and creeping through dark rooms. And while this clip is absolutely no exception to that rule, we've now discovered another reason to keep up with Cult: Colton Haynes gets plowed rather ravenously by Billy Eichner.
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It's a match none of us could have predicted--who would have thought the two gay actors on the show would end up having sex with each other?--but to our delight, the scene is hot, full of grunting, and features shots of Sarah Paulson's quivering face between thrusts.
Haynes plays a detective on AHS' new season, while Eichner plays Paulson's weird new neighbor. But you don't really care about that, do you. You're just looking to see some softcore A-list action, and the only thing standing between your eyes and shots of Haynes' throwing his head back in ecstasy while Eichner humps are the words I currently type. So I understand. I'm done now. Here's the scene:
If you really have some time to kill, it's worth noting that people are responding to the sex pairing with some really fun memes:
And if you just need the GIF for your archives:
