Jon Hamm's Impressive Dick Outline is Breaking the Internet

We'd like to bring to your attention today that the dick outline of former Mad Men star Jon Hamm is floating around cyberspace after he was photographed walking in his Los Angeles neighborhood wearing a pair of noticeably malleable khakis. Here are the receipts:

It's a strange culture we live in where a man who said this to Rolling Stone is still continually hounded for information and photos pertaining to his penis. But perhaps that's the price one pays for being famous and visibly well-endowed.

"I'm wearing pants, for fuck's sake. Lay off. I mean, it's not like I'm a fucking lead miner. There are harder jobs in the world. But when people feel the freedom to create Tumblr accounts about my cock, I feel like that wasn't part of the deal."

Not that we would ever condone invading Hamm's privacy, but if you were to be interested in a thorough compendium of Hamm's dick sightings, simply for the sake of knowing what everyone is talking about, you might want to consider this Tumblr.