Just as straight men get a good laugh out of acting "gay," so to do queer people chuckle fondly remembering some of the "straighter" things they've done in their lives.
In honor of Pride Month late night host Jimmy Kimmel took to the streets of West Hollywood to ask its queer population: "What is the straightest thing you've ever done?"
The most interesting part of this entire man on the street segment was finding out what queer people consider to be the epitome of "straight." While one man went for the obvious answer of "dating a girl," another thought the straightest thing he'd ever done was urinate in a sink without taking the dishes out. And more curious still was the girl who said the straightest thing she'd ever done was go to a Barnes & Noble with her family when she was 16.
So to recap, straight people: date members of the opposite sex, urinate in sinks full of dishes, and go to Barnes & Noble. Actually, that kind of checks out. Watch, below.