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The Babadook is Now the BabaDong Because Nothing is Sacred
You’ll be screaming, “Ba-ba-ba... dook! Dook! DOOOOOKH” all night long.
June 21 2017 11:35 AM EST
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You’ll be screaming, “Ba-ba-ba... dook! Dook! DOOOOOKH” all night long.
In news that fully confirms nothing is sacred, you'll soon be able to invite the Babadook into your anus. A young entrepreneur working under the pseudonym Billy Raygun has created the BabaDong and it's exactly as terrifying as we would've imagined if we had imagined this product existing in the world (we didn't).
Raygun, who works as a special FX artist in Hollywood and has shown his art in galleries across America, launched an IndieGogo campaign this week to raise funds for his new product--"just in time for Pride month!"
If the $15,000 goal is reached, the $60 BabaDong, in all its glory, will measure 7.5" from base to tip with a girth of 5 3/4" around it thickest part, which means your fave gay icon is above average and ready to party. This also means that it's just big enough to ensure you'll be screaming "Ba-ba-ba... dook! Dook! DOOOOOKH" all night long.
To help honor the surprise LGBTQ mascot of Pride month, Raygun will donate 10 percent of the profit to The Lambert House, which is an LGBTQ nonprofit that "empowers youth through the development of leadership, social, and life skills." Raygun is quick to note that although profits will go toward this organization, The Lambert House in no way endorses the BabaDong and that "they probably don't even know about it," proving that the only thing more fun that realizing a demon wants your son is realizing a dildo shaped after this demon is helping raise money for LGBTQ youth.
The campaign to make the BabaDong has one month to raise the $15,000 goal and if it doesn't reach that amount, Raygun will refund everyone who donated and put the dildo on his shelf to collect dust. Let's just hope he doesn't try to tear it up or burn it because if The Babadook taught us anything, it's that you can't get rid of the Babadong.
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