Celine Dion’s Nonbinary Clothing Line Not Faring Well with Exorcists

Between American Horror Story: Apocalypse and Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, the gays have been praising Satan left and right this fall. But who knew we were also doing the Dark Lord's work by simply stanning Celine Dion?

The pop icon revealed this month that she's teamed up with Nununu to create Celinununu, a gender-neutral clothing line for children. The trailer for Celinununu saw Dion as a vigitlante, freeing babies from the oppressive gender binary. According to the line's website: "Celinununu liberates children from the traditional roles of boy/girl and enables younger people to grow on values of equality with the freedom strengthen their own power of personality based on mutual respect."

Obviously, not everyone was going to be happy about this, but among Dion's most fiery critics are those from the exorcist community. Monsignor John Esseff, a priest who has been performing exorcisms for more than 40 years, sat down with the National Catholic Register to give his hot take on why Celinununu isn't just bad, it's evil.

According to Eseeeff, "this gender thing" is "demonic." He went on to say that the idea that there are more than two genders is "false. I don't even know how many genders there's supposed to be now, but there are only two that God made." Ah yes, the two genders.

"The devil is going after children by confusing gender," said Esseff. "When a child is born, what is the first thing we say about that child? It's a boy, or it's a girl. That is the most natural thing in the world to say. But to say that there is no difference is satanic."

Essef seems to believe that there is an Omen-level conspiracy to corrupt the minds of innocent children.

"People behind this are influencing children to disorder," he said. "This is definitely satanic. There is a mind behind it--an organized mindset...The devil is a liar and there are huge lies being told. This is being done for money, and there is divisiveness that comes from this -- marks of the devil." Does that make Celine Dion the Antichrist? Because if so... hail Satan!

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