Your Favorite Porn Actors Remixed '12 Days of Christmas' With Sex Toys

It's that time of year! Time to sing -- and remix -- a few classic jingles. We already have the famed rework of "Jingle Bell Rock," which is truly a must-listen, and now Beaux Banks, and a few of his friends are bringing us their version of "12 Days of Christmas." With sex toys in tow!

"I just came up with this sexy version of a Christmas classic," Banks tells his porn performing friends JJ Knight, Zario Travezz, Nic Sahara, and Dirk Caber, who are gathered around a piano and decked out in festive gear. "You guys want to try it?" The group agrees, and Caber -- who is also a pretty talented musician IRL -- launches straight into it. We love a man who gets straight to the point.

The remix replaces all of the festive items we know with ... well festive items of a different sort, provided by Adam Male -- it's a commercial you guys, that's how it works. Among the options: twisted rimmers, vibrators, whips, paddles and slings. You know, the things that really get you in the mood for giving. Oh! And 'a neon purple Clone a Willy."

I really can't emphasize this enough: We love to see it.

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To sweeten the deal, the company is giving shoppers 50 percent off during the holidays when the use the code MERRY. So give my friends. Give to the special someone, or someones, in your life. There are few gifts better dubbed as "stocking stuffers."

And if you can't afford any of the toys, we're gifting you with these photos sent over by the company. The models are wearing Cheap Undies and Andrew Christian.