13 Times I Screamed During This Week's 'American Horror Story'

Despite the fact that the witches of Coven still haven't shown up, this was an extremely gay episode of American Horror Story -- although most episodes of AHS are extremely gay. I couldn't stop screaming -- both internally and out loud, sorry neighbors -- and the first time it happened was when the snakes Kathy Bates had so lovingly chopped up for a delicious dinner magically came back to life. Snakes are spooky!