Giving the gays everything they want, I see.
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Giving the gays everything they want, I see.
Double double, toil and trouble:Chilling Adventures of Sabrinareturns to Netflix next month with a new season of magical mayhem and satanic shenanigans, and Monday morning, the streaming service dropped a brand new trailer that gives us a better look at just what's in store for our favorite teenage witch.
Earlier this month, we shared our hopes for part two of Sabrina--and based on the new glimpse, it looks like we're getting a lot of what we want. The trailer opens with Sabrina Spellman (Kiernan Shipka) dousing her school hallway with gasoline and preparing to strike a match ("Sunny Came Home" teas). "Something is different about Sabrina," remarks Aunt Hilda (Lucy Davis) as we see the budding sociopath partying with her new classmates, bathing in a bloody bathtub, magically snapping the necks of her enemies (your new "she snapped!" GIF), blowing shit up, and making out with hot classmate Nicholas Scratch (Gavin Leatherwood). It looks like we are getting the powerful, badass antihero we've been hoping for since the show was first announced.
But the fun doesn't stop there. As Father Blackwood (Richard Coyle) narrates, Sabrina is going to get into even more trouble this season: resurrecting the dead, levitating, and slaughtering demons -- sounds like my kind of weekend!
The real gag of the trailer, however, comes in the final moments, when Satan himself is revealed...and he is hot. Clearly the Chilling Adventures of Sabrina writers are aware that their audience is teenage girls and adult queers (same difference) and that what we want is a hot Lucifer. Can we please figure out who this actor is because inquiring gays want to know!
Chilling Adventures of Sabrinapart two hits Netflix April 5.
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