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"I’m not going to have gay sex," Luke Moody said with all of the confidence of a closeted sub bottom.
In “these MAGA supporters are really dumb” news, a conservative man said that having sex with your wife with the end goal of orgasms and not procreation is classified as “gay sex.” Um…what?
Right-wing couple and MAGA influencers Isabella and Josiah Moody appeared on an episode of Luke Beasley’s new weekly YouTube show The Grudge, and a clip from their conversation is currently going viral on X (formerly Twitter) because of the absolutely wild things the husband said about sex.
“The best part about having sex is reproduction,” Josiah explained. Seriously. I don’t value sex because of an orgasm, Ivalue sex because I know that I am going to reproduce and have another baby.” Sounds like something someone would say if they aren’t good in bed, but I digress.
“Maybe the orgasms aren’t good enough. Kidding. Sorry,” Beasley said under his breath in response.
Luke acted proud of the fact that his wife went off of birth control as soon as they got married so they could start pumping out kids. While that fact alone isn’t shocking, the conclusion he draws is bizarre.
“As soon as we’re together, it’s like no birth control, no nothing, because I’m not going to have gay sex. Gay sex is more than just another man and a man, it’s just the idea of looking at sex as such a materialistic thing and just like, ‘Oh well, we just have an orgasm, and that’s fun or whatever.’”
When Beasley pressed him on what that meant for people who are infertile, Josiah gave a completely tone-deaf answer.
“I am pro people committing to celibacy for the rest of their life,” he said. Josiah should maybe take his own advice and close up shop because we definitely don’t need a bunch of his MAGA babies running around.
“No gay sex with women, guys,” Beasley reiterated, but the irony clearly went over Josiah’s head because he earnestly replied, “Very true, I agree.”
The video clip, which already has more than five million views, was immediately flooded with comments from people dunking on this Trump supporter’s wild ideas about what constitutes gay sex. Remember, kids, according to Josiah, gay sex isn’t just two men going to pound town; it’s also when a man refuses to give his wife orgasms because pumping her full of babies is more important. We’d start feeling sorry for his wife if Isabelle had come back on Beasley’s show to spew hate and vitriol.
From people joking that Josiah must be a closeted gay man, writing, “I don’t want to have gay sex with women, I want to have gay sex with dudes” — normally, we think it’s a little gross when people act like all homophobes are secretly gay, but this dude is terrible so we’ll overlook it — to people calling MAGA supporters the “most embarrassing cult of weirdos in human history” to someone quipping that Josiah is too “fundamentally stupid” to have a conversation with,” the jokes are coming in fast and furious and we can’t stop laughing.
So keep scrolling to see the funniest reactions!
Ariel Messman-Rucker is an Oakland-born journalist who now calls the Pacific Northwest her home. When she’s not writing about politics and queer pop culture, she can be found reading, hiking, or talking about horror movies with the Zombie Grrlz Horror Podcast Network.
Ariel Messman-Rucker is an Oakland-born journalist who now calls the Pacific Northwest her home. When she’s not writing about politics and queer pop culture, she can be found reading, hiking, or talking about horror movies with the Zombie Grrlz Horror Podcast Network.
