He's your friendly (and naked) neighborhood Spider-Man!
Gamers and gaymers alike are freaking out over several mods in the Marvel's Spider-Man video game for the PlayStation 4 that allow you to play as a naked Peter Parker swinging through New York City and fighting crime in his birthday suit!
The fun started when we saw a tweet by @NebsGoodTakes showing a mod that allows you to put Peter Parker in a skin that's nothing but his birthday suit, web slingers, and a scarf.
In the original tweet, Spider-Man can be seen fighting a criminal by pulling away his gun with webbing and kicking him, all while cleverly hiding his genitals from the camera.
(Sidenote: Who knew Spider-Man was so caked up???)
But that's not the only modded video where Spidey is butt naked!
In another video posted to YouTube (this one a cutscene from the game), Spidey can be seen flying around New York City in nothing but his mask and a pair of tiny Spider-Man undies. As he swings through morning traffic, the whole world gets a perfect view of his tight abs, muscled thighs, and just about everything else!
The mods get even more intense, though, as some of the naked costume mods even include Peter Parker's um... peter!
One video shows what it's like playing the game as fully nude (and fully-erect) Spider-Man, swinging through town, taking down criminals, and making his classic quips, all with a raging hard b*ner.
At one point, he climbs up the side of a skyscraper, hanging off the giant glass windows, giving anyone inside a full show.
Another version of the mod shows a skin where Spider-Man is fully nude (except for a mask) with his penis out, but this time it's flaccid. (Who knew that Spider-Man was uncircumcised?!)
So which naked Spider-Man skin is your favorite?