WATCH: Never Let Coco Peru Borrow Your Car

Miss Coco Peru witnessed her nieces nieces playing Grand Theft Auto and thought, how hard can this be? It doesn't take long before Coco, in man drag, is crashing cars and beating up strangers in her first attempt at a video game since Ms. Pac Man.

Lessons learned: 1) Don't let Coco borrow your car. 2) Stupid people will get smacked. 3) Playing nice lasts about 48 seconds. 4) If you challenge Coco to a gaming contest, build in some time to make tea.