We've all been there. You roll over to discover that your special friend from last night is in bed with you...still. While you don't want to give him the bum's rush (no pun intended), you've got shit to do and your apartment isn't a Hilton.
While we all have our own patented way of politely letting him know that they need to beat it (my personal favorite is "do you need directions to the Subway/Metro/Bus/just GTFO already"), this may be the most melodic.